Monday, January 10, 2011

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

10.  If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

9. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

8.  When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

7. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

6. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) .

5. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

4. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

3. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books; the words assemble themselves out of fear.

1. It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.