Welcome, creepers! So glad to have you back on day 3. Now that your appetite is whet, are you finally getting in the mood for Halloween? On...

Okay. This is an emergency update! I just found this incredible footage of what appears to be (are you ready?) someone talking on a cell pho...

Welcome to my first annual celebration of Halloween! I'm glad you joined us. Shove a corpse out of the way and get cozy...it's time ...

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I mean, what's bad about dressing up like a monster, scaring people and foraging for as much candy as ...